Flappy Cunt

The dumbest game you will play today. You are a winged cunt. The sky is full of cocks. Tap to flap, dodge the cocks, do not touch the balls.

One tap to play, brutally hard, endless high score chase. Gets faster and tighter every 10 points. Earn bronze, silver, gold, and platinum buttholes for your trouble.

Works on phone or desktop. Space, up arrow, W, or tap. M to mute if someone walks in.

No ads, no tracking, no accounts. Just cocks.